Sleeping, Watchkeeping and Readiing SMSs'

It's time to put our heads together and find Loram a new nickname. His wife
Nix, sends at least ten SMS's too him a day. The problem is that my ancient
SatPhone can only hold ten messages before it deletes the earliest one - do
you remember the days when your cell phone did that? So this morning, I had
to break a house-rule and wake Loram up - just so that he could read all his
fan mail before it all got deleted by the latest offerings. Normally, we
would only wake someone if it is there turn to go on watch. So Mrs Nixname
(watch this space as the corny ideas develop), it's all your fault that
Loram is getting no sleep.