More on Cheating

I am also ashamed to admit coming from the same yacht club as the boat
Goody, who is currently in 3rd position on corrected time.

Before the race started, the cheating little bible-puncher* claimed his boat
weighed 9.5 tons, (which it probably does) and declared it to the race
organisers for his handicap rating calculation. It is well known that he has
every sort of toy (for his young son) and every sort of toy (for his age
group) stashed on board - drum sets, scuba gear and compressor, kayaks and
so on. The weight that our wannabe missionary should have declared, is the
boat's empty weight, so probably closer too the 4 ton mark. No wonder he is
coming third. Wanna know who is going to point out his huge indiscretion?
Oui, moi.

*The type of bible-puncher that when pissed in a pub, which I am sure is a
good christen thing to do so long as you're only taking several wee drops of
red wine in the interests of communion, everyone avoids because he gets on
his pulpit and tries to convert you.